YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
Tumblr users are 100% done with everything except their homework
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
Just A Crazy Steve appreciation post.
Another reason to love this show
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
HI GUYS, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE DOING MY FIRST EVER GIVEAWAY! I just reached my followers goal and am super excited, so excited that I wanted to give back and do a giveaway.
What the winner will win-
- Gold bullion
- The country of Ireland
- A T-rex
- The White House front lawn, including the fountain
- Must be following me, officialunitedstates, @officialunitedstates.tumblr.com -I WILL BE CHECKING
- Must reblog- you can reblog as many times as you’d like.
- Can be from anywhere! Don’t have to be a US citizen!
- Ends December 25th
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
why don’t i have followers that are obsessed with me this is bullshit
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real